Reasons why you don't want to be a PORNSTAR.

Pornstars, the Gods of overt sex, the masters of exhibtionism, the people we look up to when we want to see the perfect form of sex or if we just want to make another home video. Spending hundreds of dollars to download videos of our favorite Pornstars, we even coined the term "make love like a pornstar", we sometimes wish to be like pornstars, having sex with hundreds of partners and at the same time getting paid with loads of money, but these is not the end of it all...

Becoming a pornstar is a difficult task, maintaining a figure, its like constantly joining a beauty pageant, supplements are in constant supply, and women tend to drink abortion and anti-pregnancy pills. Not recommended if you don't have the kind of committment like pornstars do, it's not exactly bad but it's also not exactly pro-life.

A pornstar, especially one who's new to the business, needs practice, if Kobe practices shooting everyday, if Derek Jeter practices batting everyday then a pornstar will and should...practice having sex, and it's not just "ho-hum" sex it's like sex with 5 different partners in a day, can you handle it?

Check ups are frequent with pornstars, having multiple partners makes them susceptible to STD's. Pornstars have regular check ups and anti-biotics to prevent them "catching" the bug. I like what they do, but having frequent check-ups and doctors keep holding my prick makes me feel a little bit queasy.

Let's face it, pornstars can't have "real relationships", i mean some of my all time idols have real relationships but it is still debatable whether its truly "real".

Relationship requires monogamy to truly work, but who the hell needs it when you're boning every single day? Some couples may use the "swinging" reason but it can never be legit unless they can only have one partner or have sex with one partner.

Yeah, the nitty gritty of being a pornstar is the fake-O. "Faking it" is difficult sometimes, like many people, I can spot pornstars who fake it and those who don't, i don't blame them for faking it, actually they're just trying to save their jobs and future endeavors, Porn sex is not love, it is definitley not making love in front of a camera, it is doing a "job" in front of a camera, no pun intended. And the constant stress of performing acrobatic acts and impossible squirting is definitely demanding, not to mention unsatisfactorily.